I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After a year of Laziness, I'm back on my Grind. And what better way to return then how I left off: BRETT FAVRE. Yep, I will have another Brett Favre rant later tonight since some of y'all didn't learn your lesson the first time. To Be Continued................

Brett Favre Soap Opera Must Come to an END

I promised myself that I would not talk about Brett Favre again until the NFL season begins, but I feel that I owe it to whoever photoshopped this cover to atleast say a few words about the current situation.

It is now being reported that Brett Favre might have secretly signed with the Vikings, and that Reebok is already preparing to start making number 4 jerseys. All this means to me is that I will not be able to watch First Take, Around The Horn, Pardon The Interruption, Sports Center, or NFL Tonight in peace without someone on there bringing up Brett Favre's name. I mean seriously, am I watching sports shows or am I watching John & Kate plus 8? I can't even tell the difference anymore because they both are starting to feel like soap opera's. Well, actually, this Brett Favre thing started feeling like a soap opera a long time ago.

And anyone that tries to tell me that I'm bugging and that this is normal, needs to go see the same shrink that Octomom is seeing because it is not normal to have Rachel Nichols standing outside on your front lawn with a camera crew in tow. Even Packers fans have to be sick of this; it's obvious that the only reason Brett Favre is coming back is to stick it to the man, and Ted Thompson (Pause). I pleaded for Brett Favre to just stay retired before, but those wishes apparently fell on death ears.

Brett Favre is just being greedy right now. Do you think that he's even taking poor Sage Rosenfels into account? This man finally escaped out of Houston, and thought that he was onto greener pastures after signing a 3 year $9 million contract with Minnesota. All he had to do was beat out Tarvaris Jackson, and the starting quarterback job would be his. Mind you, even Akili Smith could have beaten out Tarvaris Jackson for the job. Jackson has the same accuracy as a third string pop warner quarterback, so Sage Rosenfels was probably on cloud 9 after signing that contract.

Imagine his face after turning on the television and finding out that the Minnesota Vikings are on the verge of signing Brett Favre. The Viking showed about as much committment to him as Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse showed to rehab. So now, I am forced to hear about Brett Favre every 5 minutes on ESPN and all of the other sports websites that I go to, but I'm done with the soap opera this time. I will no longer utter those 2 words out of my mouth until he is a member of the National Football League. The only reason that I even wrote this blog was off of the strength of that photoshopped picture, which is priceless. So with that being said, I must say bye to Brett Favre, and all of the drama that he has brought with him.

So Long Brett Favre, until we meet again, September 13, 2009 at 1pm.

Donte' Stallworth gets only 30 days in Prison for DUI Manslaughter

Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte' Stallworth was able to cop a plea agreement that will require him to serve only 30 days in prison for DUI Manslaughter. I had so many thoughts running through my mind when I heard the news, but me being the journalist that I am, I will attempt to look at both sides.

The first thing that most people will point to is the fact that how can Michael Vick serve 2 years in jail for fighting dogs, yet Donte' Stallworth is only going to do 30 days in jail for driving under the influence, and striking and killing 59 year old Mario Reyes.

Reyes had just gotten off work, and was trying to cross the street to catch a bus, when he was struck by Stallworth who police say was driving 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

By giving Stallworth such a weak jail sentence, it sends out the message that a human life is not that important. Matter of fact, it lets me know that a dog's life might very well be more important than a humans life.

You see how quick Peta was out there to protest at Michael Vick's trial. Do you think they would have cared that Donte' Stallworth hit and killed a man while driving under the influence? I doubt it. Me and D'Angelo had a conversation about this a while back, and I pointed out to him how people have been so in love with dogs since the days of Benji and Old Yeller. Heck, a lady even left $30 million to her dog in a Will a couple of years back.

I know I got a lil off topic, but those things needed to be said. Right now, our justice system is making it known that they value a dog's life more than a human's. I'm not trying to say that a dog's life is not important, but come on, 30 days for DUI Manslaughter? I can understand if he wasn't under the influence, but Stallworth had a blood alcohol level of .126 after the crash, which is well above Florida's legal limit of .08.

Now, the major difference in Stallworth's case and Vick's case is that Michael Vick lied to the feds about his involvement with dog fighting, and Donte' Stallworth was fully cooperative after the accident. He even stayed on the scene after the accident and waited for investigators to arrive.

On top of the 30 day jail sentence, Stallworth will have a lifetime suspension of his drivers license, meaning, he better have some really nice friends, or he'll need to learn the Bus routes in Cleveland. Also, he must serve 2 years of house arrest, 8 years on probation, and perform 1,000 hours of community service.

Finally, the main point in all of this is the victim's family. They reached an out of court settlement with Stallworth for an undisclosed amount of money, and are said to be glad that this whole matter is over with because they wanted the case resolved to avoid any more pain, which is understandable.

Although, I am still mad at our justice system because of many other cases involving injustice; it's hard for me to have the same disdain for a person who committed a crime, when victim's family have come to a settlement and found it in their hearts to forgive those involved.

I cannot be mad at Donte' Stallworth for having a good lawyer, who was able to get him only 30 days of jail time because if I was put in his situation, I would want to do as little jail time as possible too. I don't think anyone in their right mind would turn down a 30 day jail sentence when they are looking at 15 years if convicted; so, I can't blame him in this instance.

The only thing that I can blame is our society and a justice system that shows me if you have enough money to buy a good lawyer, you can make your legal woes go away or minimize the actual amout of jail time that you deserve, as we have seen with R. Kelly, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Plaxico Burress, T.I. etc... and now Donte' Stallworth.

Joe Budden Interview

I never really ever expected to meet my favorite rapper in person, but this past Saturday, Joe Budden was down in Orlando, promoting his new Padded Room album that is dropping on Tuesday, February 24th. He was real cool and down to earth. I got the chance to ask Joe Budden a few questions, well actually, I asked quite a few questions, and I didn't think to turn my video camera on until towards the end, but I did find out some very interesting information. Apparently, there is going to be a Wale and Joe Budden track in the works. You know that is gonna be sick. Padded Room in Stores Tuesday, February 24th!!!!!!!! and if you downloaded the album, still go out and cop the real thing. Show support to this man. He's been on his grind hard this year.

Youtube Page

Aight, so I decided to make a youtube page to help better promote "Keeping it Real with Jarrod Lawrence" and all of my other endeavers. In the process, I actually came up with the idea for a thing called "The Adventures of Jarrod Lawrence". This is basically a video that I shoot at any time I see or think of something interesting. It kind of has a Seinfeld feel to it because some times it is about a whole lot of nothing, but other times it can be very informative. I encourage everyone to check out my Youtube page at www.youtube.com/JarrodLawrenceRadio. I got some very funny stuff on there. Here is a little sample of what you can expect.

Final Thoughts on the Election

First off, congratulations to Barack Obama for doing what many people called impossible 2 years ago. And, I gotta give props to John McCain for the way that he handled the defeat. He was humble and was not bitter, and he spoke on unifying the country which is very important in this day and time.I think that the smartest campaign move that Obama made was linking McCain to George Bush from the get go. He kept hammering that into peoples heads and it really stuck with everyone. Also, McCain choosing Sarah Palin as his V.P. pick was what ultimately destroyed him. Sarah Palin clearly was not ready for such an important position, and the American people recognized that early on, and it shows with how fast his lead in the polls went down a week after making that decision.I thought that Barack Obama gave a great speech tonight, and he focused on the fact that we all need to come together and unite as a country; something that has sorely been missing the past few years. Everyone needs to realize that Rome was not built in a day, and all the economic and financial troubles that we have will not be solved overnight. But with time and patience, and unity we can all work together to solve these problems over time.In closing, I have noticed that there are a lot of people on here who are posting bulletins because they are upset that Obama won. And, all I have to say to that is "Finally" y'all know how we felt the last 8 years watching "W" win the elections. It sucks, doesn't it? lol, j/k. Y'all need to give Barack a chance. The man hasn't even stepped into the White House yet, and y'all are already writing him off.Why don't y'all just Give Change a Chance?

BARACK OBAMA IS MY PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama

LMAO, this video is just hilarious. Dude did a remake to Wayne's "A Millie", but he uses "Obama" instead. The song is actually pretty good too. Check it out.